Limulus polyphemus
Horseshoe crabs are not crabs at all — they are more closely related to spiders and scorpions, and they have remained essentially unchanged for hundreds of millions of years, long before dinosaurs appeared. Each spring, huge numbers crawl onto beaches at high tide to spawn, and their blue blood (it uses copper rather than iron to carry oxygen) contains a clotting agent used worldwide to test medical equipment for bacterial contamination. The long, stiff tail is not a weapon; it is a lever to flip themselves upright if a wave turns them over.